Have you ever been (almost) knocked out by your child?
When did changing diapers become a hazard? I was trying to hurry up, which was my first inkling that something was going to go wrong.
Why was I speed diapering? Let's just say I wasn't "decent." The front curtain is open but we are so far away from the road that you can't see in. So, normally I am safe with being indecent for a bit in the morning.
Not today. Apparently one of hubby's friends decided he was going to leave his truck in the yard. So, I have strange men, who I have never met before standing outside the house. Did I mention I was indecent this morning?
So, I am moving at warped speed to get the little one diapered. I go to pull her down a little bit on the couch so that she was even and at that very moment she decides to jump up in the air. Catching me solidly in the cheek bone with her head. Her very hard head.
Now I am trying to diaper her with a watery eye and stay away from the front window and out of view. Did I mention I wasn't clothed?
All ended well . . . little one got diapered, I didn't get seen (I hope), and all I ended up with was a bruised cheekbone.