I've been under the weather since around Christmas time and one of the things that makes me feel better is making other people smile!
So, I thought that I would have a giveaway for a $10 Amazon eGift code. This code will be sent to you via email (unless I can't get that to work for me, then you would get a regular Amazon gift card sent via the postal service).
Please enter below using the rafflecopter form.
Giveaway is open to residents of the US 18+ and will end on January 23, 2013 at 11:59 p.m.
Giveaway is self-sponsored!
Your information is never shared. I do not sell names or email addresses.
Happy New Year! May 2013 be all that you dream it to be.
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55 comments:
Joke: A lawyer was approached by the devil one day. The Prince of
Darkness informed him that he could arrange it so that he would win all of his court cases, make twice as much money, work half as hard, be appointed to the Supreme Court by the age of 49, and live to be 90. All he had to do was promise the devil his soul, the soul of his wife, his children, and the souls of all of his ancestors.
The lawyer thought for a minute, and then responded: "So what's
the catch?"
I saw something cute the other day the said " Sweat is fat crying " I thought that was kind of funny.
Happy New Year! And thanks for the giveaway!
Lollipops and Ladybugs? Talk about the cutest blog name EVER! Reading it made me smile and I gotta show some love.
Sending you hugs and wishing you a Happy New Year :)
Hope you are feeling better debbie jackson
djackson1958 at hotmail dot com
When does Christmas come before Thanksgiving?
...in the dictionary :)
My daughter just came to me and sang, "Now that I can see you face to face, face to face, lets go get some PANCAKES!!"
I thought it was hilarious!
An elderly man was going up to bed, when his wife told him that he'd left the light on in the garden shed, which she could see from the bedroom window.
He opened the back door to go turn off the light, but saw that there were people in the shed stealing things.
He phoned the police, who asked "Is someone in your house?" He said "No," but some people are breaking into my garden shed and stealing from me.
Then the police dispatcher said "All patrols are busy. You should lock your doors and an officer will be along when one is available." He said, "Okay."
He hung up the phone and counted to 30. Then he phoned the police again. "Hello, I just called you a few seconds ago because there were people stealing things from my shed. Well, you don't have to worry about them now because I just shot them." and he hung up.
Within five minutes, six Police Cars, a SWAT Team, a Helicopter, two Fire Trucks, a Paramedic, and an Ambulance showed up at the residence, and caught the burglars red-handed.
One of the Policemen said to the man, "I thought you said that you'd shot them!" He said, "I thought you said there was nobody available!"
Get well soon, and happy new year!
eai(at)stanfordalumni(dot)org
Wishing you happy new year!
abfantom at yahoo dot com
I don't have any jokes :( , but thanks for the awesome giveaway and happy new year ;)
iloveher6923 at yahoo dot com
How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! I hope you feel better! Thanks so much for the fantastic giveaway and happy New Year!
Reneewalters3@yahoo.com
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To show the possum it COULD be done.
We got my little grandson a pretend welding set for Christmas so he could be like his daddy. He insisted on wearing the helmet the rest of the day - including during Christmas dinner!
I don't have the ability to tell, but I wish a safe and Happy New Year.
Lonerwor@aim.com
My 4 year old grandson is always cracking me up. Yesterday he told me, when I wouldn't let him light a candle, that I should stop treating him like he's a little kid.
Hope you're feeling better!
Sorry you haven't been feeling well. Take care of yourself.
marcia.goss@gmail.com
I hope you feel better soon!
How do you spell innuendo?
Well...it doesn't exactly work if you spell it out!
Hope you feel better soon!! 2013 is going to be a great year for all of us!!
both my kids were sick all the way to florida but their meds kicked in and we enjoyed disney and unversial orlando for christmas
Focus on a better day tomorrow, then make it so.
I hope you're already feeling better. We've all been sick for the last couple of weeks, so we know how you feel!
Grampy's Flu & cold cure: Boil 1 cup molasses with 1/3 cup cidervinegar until syrup forms a hard thread in cold water. Addhalf of a small diced RAW onion, remove from stove, pour mixture onto chilled,buttered plate, eat all of this within 2 hours of bedtime. It works- scare your body into getting well. writer61@yahoo.com is my contest entry email.
I hope you have a health and happy new year
When feeling down, try thinking of something that makes you smile.
I love your layout, so cute!
I hope you are feeling better!
Hope you are all better!!!
ardy22 at earthlink dot net
Thanks for this great giveaway. I hope you feel better real soon.
I actually saw a Robin today. Maybe he was confused or just a little early but still, Spring can't be too far away.
Hope your feeling better!
tderosa142 at gmail dot com
hang in there gurl, everyone is getting sick right now!
You made it into the New Year!
Hugs and Kisses! Feel better soon.
I am sorry to hear you have been under the weather since Christmas...are we twins?? We just keep sharing the love at my house and spreading germs back and forth! Hope you are feeling better soon and I will remember you in my prayers! Thanks for the great giveaway and remember to SMILE!!
Not very good at jokes, but we realized that my cat plays fetch today!
Forgetter Be Forgotten
My forgetter's getting better, But my rememberer is broke To you that may seem funny But, to me, that is no joke
For when I'm 'here' I'm wondering If I really should be 'there' And, when I try to think it through, I haven't got a prayer!
Oft times I walk into a room, Say 'what am I here for?' I wrack my brain, but all in vain! A zero, is my score.
At times I put something away Where it is safe, but, Gee! The person it is safest from Is, generally, me!
When shopping I may see someone, Say 'Hi' and have a chat, Then, when the person walks away I ask myself, 'who the hell was that?'
Yes, my forgetter's getting better While my rememberer is broke, And it's driving me plumb crazy And that isn't any joke.
Thanks for the contest.
slehan at juno dot com
I hope you are feeling better and wishing you the best in 2013!
It's a new year, new you! Just look forward to the warm weather om a few months!
sugarsweet7202@yahoo(dot)com
My all time favorite lame joke:
What's brown and sticky?
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(a stick)
Now for laughs. Have you ever seen www.thegrumpycats.com It's a pair of adorably grumpy cat siblings.
Feel better!
I hope you feel better. I'm wishing you a Happy New Year and all the best. garrettsambo@aol.com
Joke: Wilfred had just learned his ABC's and was very scared of doing them in front of the class. The teacher, though, told him that the best way to conquer his fears would be to just go ahead and do it. So, trembling, he stood in front of the class and began.
"ABCDEFGHIJLKMNOQRSTUVWXYZ."
"Very good, Wilfred. But you forgot the P. Where's the P?
"It's running down my leg."
Geoff K
gkaufmanss at yahoo dot com
Thanks for a great giveaway! You have an awesome blog here.
Get better soon.
Hope you feel better..
How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
P-P-P-Poke her face.
Slept like a log last night........ Woke up in the fireplace. myamurphy@mail.com
A rope walks into a bar and orders a drink.
The bartender says I'm sorry we don't serve rope here.
The rope walks outside ties himself into a knot and frays the top.
He walks back into the bar and orders a drink.
The bartender says "Hey aren't you the piece of rope that was just in here?"
The rope says....
"Nope I'm afraid not"
(I'm a frayed knot)
I don't know why this cracks me up but it does.
Why don't blind men skydive?
Because it scares the crap out of the dog.
vikki.billings@yahoo.com
Here's to wishing you a Happy New Year and hope that you start feeling better sweets :) ((((BIG HUGS))) I'm not a joker so I don't have a joke to tell :P
i hope 2013 is a great year for you.just think spring and summer is around the corner :)
amy16323(at)gmail(dot)com
I hope you are feeling better!
How about this - thanks for all you do!
barbara dot montyj at gmail dot com
Hope you feel better soon. My whole family has been sick on and off since the end of december and it sucks. Thankfully the recent illnesses haven't been as bad so I think we're over the hump.
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